crazy english translations

we went to a swanky coffee place in another city (i can't remember the name) on our most recent trip, and were greated by some rather strange english translations on the menu. i would love to share them with you:

'Vanilla skillful crisp ice granulated substance' and 'Fragrant sweet potato milk shake'

'The garlic fragrant butter roasts the bread' - I think they mean garlic bread


Colombia Coffee: 'Bring sweetly in the acid, It is flat in bitter flavor. Make people intoxicated'


'Coffee sipped through the ice-cold cream, The last happy syrup. Three sections of feelings can bring unusual pleasant surprise to you.'

'The one who isn't good at funny frome life, do you feel depression when traveling lonely.'

'Waffle (Honey, Meatfluff, Chocolate, Mulberry, Strawberry)' - Meatfluff????